Giving Thanks...

I can't resist one last post today in honor of Thanksgiving. Here's the wonderful satirist Greg Gutfeld (the only person worth reading in the Huffington Post) listing the things that he is thankful for.

Brilliant sample quote:

"THANK YOU, PESTICIDES
If fruits and vegetables were people, we would call what insects do to them "rape." Pesticides are nature's "rape whistles." Conclusion: People who hate pesticides are probably rapists."

Brilliant!