Great News for all America-Haters!

The United States will cease to exist to 2007. So says the Koran according to a Muslim scholar.

The scholar was compelled to proclaim his findings because he fears for the economic impact of such events, not for any humanitary reasons. The world would be "better off" without the US, he notes.

For me, one would think that the announcement of my imminent doom might be disheartening. I only managed a smirky grin as I read it, however. I guess that's one more reason that Allah is planning on hitting me with a tsunami.